You're right, Jo and I aren't the least bit interested in your donations!!

On the other hand, the musicians are mostly professionals
and would benefit greatly from your generosity.
After all, you'll be listening to some of the best
professional and amateur talent in the area.
We would suggest something on the order of
$10.00 to $20.00 per person

You'll also be subjected to:

The Swing Geezers' - Aroma Therapy Hour

but don't hold that against the real musicians.